Willa St. Thomas and Kiki Roberts were The
Oblititrons. Are The Oblititrons. In Phoenix, AZ, they stayed in a tiny,
cluttered bungalow with a cute 16-year-old lesbian and her cuter mom. They
parked beside this giant cactus that looked just like a cactus from a cartoon.
Their car didn’t lock, so they brought all their stuff into their hosts’ house.
Willa tucked the Zip-Lock that held all their money into the duffle bag that
doubled as her pillow.
In the morning, Kiki couldn’t find their Akai
MPC2000LX sampler or their box of 3.5 inch floppy disks, which two things, in
combination, were their only instrument, the key to their catalogue of songs,
actually all of their music. “So, like, now there’s no Oblititrons,” Kiki
stessed after checking the trunk and backseat and front seat and under seats
and beside the car on the burning gravel.
“Where’d you put it? When we came in?” Willa
asked.
“I thought I put it with a pile of stuff beside me
on the floor.”
“In front of Sabine’s closet?”
“Yeah, in front of the closet. Sabine’s the girl?”
Willa nodded and looked at Kiki with, like, way
more anger than forgetting some girl’s name merited.
“The fuck?”
Willa pinched her lower lip and pulled it away
from her face. “This morning her mom came in and took a pile of stuff from in
front of the closet.”
“Where d’you think she put it?”
“We’ll ask Sabine when she gets up.”
They spent an agitated hour mostly trying to read.
Periodically, Willa would get up and look for coffee or Kiki would get up and
open one of the boxes stacked by the couch and the back door and the gurgling
fish tank.
When she woke up, Sabine went straight to the
bathroom. Kiki stood at the end of the hallway with her hands in her back
pockets. Willa lay on the couch with her ball cap over her face to try and shield
herself from the tension Kiki embodied, the tension that had settled hard on
Willa’s gut.
“Oh shit,” Sabine said when Kiki explained the
situation, “Mom was taking that stuff to the pawnshop.”
“You’re joking,” Kiki said.
“Where’s the pawnshop?” Willa asked.
Sabine rode in the front seat. Kiki sat in the
backseat pinching the opening of the Zip-Lock purse, the money pressed between
her thighs.
They accidentally drove past the pawnshop and had
to turn around in the parking lot of a shooting-range-slash-hamburger-joint.
The owner of the pawnshop was an extremely tall man who was unusually pale for
Arizona. When he emerged from the backroom, he said to Sabine, “Your mother
came by this morning.” They explained to him what had happened. He held up his
long hands and said he’d bought the sampler and floppy disks this morning and
that this was a business, so, no, he couldn’t just give it back, but he could
sell it to them for what he bought it for, which was $150. Kiki was pissed, but
Sabine convinced them that it was OK ’cause her mom would just give them the
money back. Willa pulled some cash out of the Zip-Lock and counted it. Kiki
double-checked the amount before they handed it over.
They were supposed to be in Tucson to play an
in-store in three hours, but they were feeling super ripped off so they waited
while Sabine texted her mom to find out where she was working. Sabine’s mom
didn’t answer. They were sipping burnt drip coffee from Styrofoam cups at a
dying donut shop when Sabine’s mom’s text buzzed through.
They pulled into the driveway of the house
Sabine’s mom was cleaning and parked behind a black SUV that seemed twice the
size of any SUV Kiki or Willa had ever even seen. The house was oversized, too.
Willa and Kiki both got out of the car when they saw Sabine’s beautiful mother
step from the front door onto the flagstone walk.
Inside the house someone was practicing the
violin.
“Sorry about this,” Willa said.
“Thanks for meeting us,” Kiki said.
Sabine’s mom held out a fifty. You could see she
was pissed.
The violin hit a foul note and stopped.
“I’m sorry,” Kiki said, “the pawnshop guy told us
it was one hundred and fifty he gave you.”
“For the whole lot, yeah. It wasn’t just your
weird old computer.”
“Oh,” Willa said.
Kiki said, “But we paid one hundred and fifty.”
“Guess you should take that up with him.” She
turned and walked into the house.
The violin squealed back into action.
Sabine offered to take them back to the pawnshop.
Kiki refused; they could find it themselves. Then Sabine asked if the
Oblititrons could drop her at her girlfriend’s place, which she said was
closer, though she didn’t say to what. “It must be closer to something,” Kiki
said as Willa pulled out of the girlfriend’s driveway. “Maybe not closer to
where we were or where we’re going, but closer to the neighbour’s place, say.”
Willa laughed. “We aren’t going back to that
pawnshop, are we?”
“How it’s supposed to work? Like, what would we
say, you know?” She looked at Willa. “Is that OK?”
“To Tucson,” Willa said.
“Tucson.”
“What have we learned?” Willa asked.
“I have no idea,” Kiki said.
Toronto, May 2015
Emoji sequence by Mina, a student in The West Enders program at West End Alternative.
Story by Lee Sheppard, a writer and educator who teaches The West Enders program at West End Alternative
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